I've been kinda lazy an busy so I havent updated my blog. But, my Little Dick Loserhad me call his co-worker and tell her how pathetic and subby he is. LOL. It was actually very fun. Giggling on the phone w/ her telling her how he is a loser, he will do anything you TELL him to do, not ask but tell.. LOL. I cant wait to do it again. Then I talked to my loser yesterday and he said that he got a lap dance from a stripper and she couldnt feel him getting hard so she felt for his tiny weenie and couldnt feel it, the best part is she like announced it to everyone around. LOL, I would have loved to be there so I could have laughed my ass off to. Only if she knew how really small and pathetic he is.. LOL LOL LOL My loser is so funny, his little clit just makes me laugh. And my friends think its funny too. They laughed hysterically when they saw his pic of his little clitty. That poor man.. But I really dont feel sorry for him, I feel sorry for the ladies that meet him.. LOL...
Check out this little clit? Can you see it? I know its hard? LOL LOL LOL Yeah thats my caller! He wanted me to share n I couldnt resist. I know everyone is laughing there ass's off right now. As you should! LOL!
Don't you guys think he should $poil me now for exposing his tiny clit for the world to laugh at him? I think he should!! I mean damn, someone pathetic like that should worship a goddess like me! :) Hint Hint :)
I just had to write about this guy, I guess you can call him a guy, that I did a call with. He told me his thing was 3 inches hard! 3 INCHES! It's like are you serious? LOL LOL LOL 3 fucking inches. I just wanted to die when he told me. I couldnt believe that, its like, thats not a cock, its a tiny little clitty... LOL LOL LOL He also said when he cums it just barely squirts.. LOL, yeah if your pee pee is that small of course it would. Ya know, LOL, i cant wait til he calls me again, listening to his stories was the best. My fav. was when he told me his ex girlfriend used to fuck her ex and she would do it in front of him cuz obviouslly he could not please her.. LOL , little dicks they are so funny. Man that made my night! hehe , cant wait to talk with him again.
Wow! It is soooo hot n sticky out today. And, yes the pool boy comes over today to clean our pool. I cant wait either! Seeing his nice sexy body dripping from sweat. mmmmm..... It gives me chills. The look on his face when he sees me in the new sexy bikini, i know he will want me more now then eve before. Plus Ithink imma give in today. But not until I tease him and make him beg for me.. hehe.. He will be here soon, gotta get ready!